Burled wood wall unit:

Asking: $500 (not bad at all–it’s huge!–but since I imagine this is the type of item for which it’s difficult to find a buyer, they might accept a lower offer) [No longer available]
Condition: Perfecto, as far as I can tell
Location: 16th St. NW, DC
Thoughts: I can totally picture this on the pages of Elle Decor, in a bazillionaire’s closet dressing room. I’m imagining the three pieces separated, with the two enclosed ones on oposite corners of a wall and the open one centered in the middle. Between them would run a couple brass rods, on which you could hang your purtiest things.

Check it out.